No rice!
After a good solid meal of ten "lamb-on-a-stick"s and four "duck-heart-on-a-stick"s, something to soak up the meat is often good. This being China, a simple bowl of rice seemed the best and easiest option. So, in search of this basic staple, I went into a nearby restaurant, where a few people were being served food.
The conversation went as follows:
"Could I have a bowl of rice please?"
"Don't have it."
Stunned silence..
"This is a Chinese restaurant, right?"
"Correct."
"I'd really like some rice."
"Don't have it."
By this time, I'd noticed a large bowl of steaming rice on one of the tables. Pointing to it, I ventured:
"Really? I can see the rice on that table. Can I have a bowl of that?"
The owner's look was rather grumpy at this point.
"Takeaway?"
"Fine."
So she stormed off, fetching my food. She didn't offer a single word for the rest of the transaction.
I've come across two possible explanations for this strange behaviour:
1. She was brought up to dislike foreigners ("white devils").
2. She didn't want me to occupy a table in her almost-empty restaurant for such a low fee.
Surely it's rather more important to grant someone a single bowl of rice, though! As for her lying, that's pretty much a part of modern life. Telling a lie - in daily life or as part of business - isn't really so much of a big deal.
1 comment:
Well at least when you lived here, we cooked you food to go with your non rice dinner!
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